telur - telur tu

apa kes nih....

sehari menjadi petani moden ditepi rumah....

tak rugi aku sewa umah "corner lot"...rupanya banyak benda bole buat...selain dari menanam lalang...haha

kali ni terbukti la pepatah " berbudi pada tanah...erm..apa tah...korang sambung laa ayat tu....

setakat hari ni..umah sewa yg aku duduk ni da ditanam dengan pokok pisang, tebu & bendi....try tanam mangga..smp sekarang takde hasil lagi...

ni laaa pokok bendi kalau korang tak kenal..

depan pokok bendi...blakang pokok tebu...

pucuk bendi....

bunga bendi....

serangga yg membantu percambahan benih bendi..

hasil akhir....dapatla sayur bendi...senang jer...lepas petik terus gi celur....cicah dengan sambal belacan..fuhh...slurrpp!!!

Kena rogol bergilir2, tp muka selamba je...

keh keh keh...

Rihanna - Umbrella versi pirate



tak lalu aku tengok video klip nih...

Pakej Percutian Hotel Sure Death

BILIK PENGINAPAN

Semua bilik penginapan di Hotel Sure Death berjumlah 18 ratus bilik dilengkapi dengan penghawa dingin tahap beku, TV hitam putih, katil klasik dan usang, tilam spring lori, ubat nyamuk, bilik air konsep kampung dan banyak lagi kelengkapan lain yang tak disediakan di hotel lain.

Bilik mempunyai pemandangan yang menarik seperti tanah perkuburan berasap, haiwan liar mengejar mangsa, jalan yang sering berlaku kemalangan maut dan pantai yang dihiasi sampah sarap dengan ombak bergulung.

CHECK-IN / CHECK-OUT

Sesuka hati.

MAKANAN DAN MINUMAN

Restoran Hotel Sure Death menyediakan makanan Melayu Deli, China Utara, India Selatan, Arab Jahiliah, Jawa Totok dan makanan Barat Daya dengan menu ala-ala fear factor. BBQ diatas bumbung juga boleh diaturkan atas permintaan.

Urusniaga bermula dari terbit fajar hingga tenggelam matahari disebelah timur.

HARGA BILIK (1 MALAM)

Jenis bilik : Superior
Jumlah katil : 1 katil kembar siam
Harga : RM187.90++ (dengkuran akan dicaj)
Sarapan : 2 orang (kurus) 1 orang (boroi)

Jenis bilik : Family
Jumlah katil : 2 katil kembar tak seiras
Harga : RM287.90++ (kecuali keluarga kaki dengkur)
Sarapan : tak disediakan

TEMPAHAN DAN PERTANYAAN

(Sila datang sendiri. Surat menyurat tidak akan dilayan.)


PROGRAM PAKEJ

Hari Pertama

Ketibaan akan disambut oleh orang utan berpakaian sopan di lobi utama dengan menawan. Selepas dibawa ke bilik penginapan, anda akan dibiarkan terkurung selama beberapa jam didalam bilik untuk bertafakur. Solat hajat jika perlu kerana selepas itu anda akan dibawa menjelajah hutan yang didiami haiwan liar lagi ganas.

Hari Kedua

lawatan ke penempatan bunian dan jin yang terkenal dengan sifat pendendam terhadap manusia, snorkeling di persekitaran pulau yang didiami jerung - jerung jinak apabila kekenyangan dan melawat penempatan kaum kanibal dan melihat secara langsung bagaimana mereka memakan manusia.

Hari Ketiga

Check-out sekiranya anda masih bernyawa.

(Pakej ini sangat sesuai kepada individu yang putus asa untuk meneruskan hidup)

you have too much horsepower when...

1. The emissions test guy starts laughing as soon as you pull onto the rollers.

2. You can't drive your car in the rain.

3. Your 'significant other' is afraid to drive your car.

4. You are afraid to drive your car.

5. You spend more on tires than on food.

6. You spend more on car insurance than on house payments.

7. You look in a state police car and see a picture of your car taped to the dash.

8. You throw your underwear in the garbage rather than the hamper.

9. You have to go to the track to buy gas.

10. Your mechanic names the new wing of his shop after you.

11. You measure the fuel you use in "gallons per mile".

12. Your engine idles at 2800 rpm.

13. You're tempted to wear your fire suit just to drive to the office.

14. Red signal lights shift to green as you're approaching then shift back to red as you're receding.

15. You arrive somewhere before you left.

16. You get pulled over for doing 155 in a 35 but the cops will let you go if "they can look under the hood."

17. You remove the $2000 stereo system to save 6 lb. of weight.

18. You are not allowed to run in the Silver State Challenge.

19. You get an anonymous phone call asking if you are interested in being in the Cannonball Run.

20. Your face looks like you are riding a NASA centrifuge when you drive the car.

22. You need parachute braking.

23. Your 'significant other' won't even ride in the car.

24 There is no possible way to "sneak out" of your neighborhood at 6 am.

25. Your pets scramble for their hiding spots as soon as the garage door is opened. (Pets, and all the neighbors...)

26. Family photos throughout the house are replaced with life-sized posters of your car.

27. Fuel is delivered to your home in 55 gallon drums

28. You carry earplugs in your car.(doesn't everybody???)

29. The only spot on the car which receives any regular cleaning is the windshield. (what else is there to clean???)

30. You find out that side mirrors don't hold up at speeds exceeding 145 mph.

31. Young children cling to their mommies in fear when you round the corner.

32. Birds fall out of their nests from the rumble of your 5" dual exhaust.

33. All the major Tire makers are sending you free slicks in hopes of endorsment deal.

34. The UPS guy took to taking Steroids so he could keep up with your shipments.

35. The Fed Ex guy had a nervous breakdown.

36. All the wildlife within a 800ft radius around your house got the HELL OUT.

37. The nearest Geological Seismic Surveying Station Operator knows your address by heart.

38. A booming voice greets potential passengers with, "That's right....you paid for the whole seat but you'll only need the EDGE.

39. The earth slows in rotation when you hook up on your new slicks and head east.

40. You have to screw your slicks to the wheels.

41. Your exhaust pipes are larger in diameter than your driveline.

42. Your fuel pump flows enough to water a golf course.

43. Your compression's high enough you could run diesel fuel.

44. The sparks from your wheelie bars start grass fires on the side of the road.